I fucked Daisy in the ice cream van, she screamed "I LOVE vanilla ice cream!

I dunked my biscuit in Daisy, in a posh café.

I cobbed a bottle at Daisy at the Milton Keynes Bowl, well everyone else was!

I stood outside Daisy's house, watching, always watching... outside Daisy's house.

I tried to ping Daisy's pants in a lift, but she wasnt wearing any...

I incapacitated Daisy with a ricocheted ping-pong ball, originating from her vagina, expelled with a cardiac compression. In Daisy's living room.

I poked my eyes out with Daisy's nipples in Daisy's freezer.

I was brown nosed by Daisy and poked out her mouth in Daisy's bread bin.

I did Daisy while tied up-side-down, in Australia.

I got wet and sticky, under Daisy's bed.

I molested Daisy with balloons on Daisy's bed, while being spanked.

I plugged all Daisy's orrifices with marshmallows then stuck a bicycle pump in her ass and blew them all out again, under Daisy's stairs.

I sponge bathed Daisy in Daisy's underground lair with Spongebob.

I fisted Daisy in a padded room, wearing one of those big foam gloves with #1 on them.

I mowed Daisy's lawn, with a chainsaw.

I violated Daisy, with Daisy's father.

I spitroasted Daisy in Daisy's batcave, by myself, somehow.

I had sex with Daisy, in Daisy's kitchen.

I violated Daisy, with Daisy's breadstick.

I fondled Daisy, in Daisy's washing machine.

I violated Daisy, with Daisy's Bop-It...Extreme

I poo poked Daisy in Daisy's washroom.

I pressed my nob against the window of Daisy's room, using daisy's guttering.

I violated Daisy in Daisy's garden.